Cinnamon Bun's Secret Crush on
Lumpy Space Princess

Starchy's sources tell me that Cinnamon Bun has a super big crush on Lumpy Space Princess. LSP has been on and off with Chad, switching between Chad and Brad, until both of them started paying more attention to LSP's best friend, Tiffany. At the Halloween party Lumpy Space Princess announced that she is single once more. Rumor has it that Cinnamon Bun, upon hearing of LSP's availability, muttered under his breath, "Now is my chance."
According to a reliable source, he had been waiting for this moment for quite some time. Cinnamon Bun has had a crush on Lumpy Space Princess since the Conquest of the Cuties, in which she pretended to die of a heart attack because she fell out of love. Since that time, a source in the Candy Kingdom has said that they've seen LSP and Cinnamon Bun share root beer floats at the old diner. Are they a couple? Starchy is just guessing, but I say yes!
You heard it here first, CONSPIRACY!

