Ice King's Diary Revealed!

We have a submission here at the Grave Yard Shift from Gunther. It's the Ice Kings hot pink diary, where he details creepy love letters to princesses along with several embarrassing confessions:

"Dear Diary, today i went over to visit my love, Hot Dog Princess. I asked her to come back to my place to I could serenade her with piano music. She said 'Ew, gross get away!' and I said 'Fine! You smell like beef!' and then she bit me. I will cherish the scar forever."

"Dear Diary, Finn and Jake came over to visit me today. They greeted me with a love punch. I guess they heard that I was sharing my Fiona and Cake stories and wanted to hear them too. I had wild berry princess, turtle princess, and Slime Princess over at my house listening to the story. Though they were in cages, they were a very captivated audience. Finn was really uncool, and asked all of the princesses to go home, ending the party early. It was a shame because I really wanted him to hear the newest edition of Fiona and Cake!"

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