Jake the Dog Steals Boots in City of Thieves

We have yet another story of when supposed "heroes" turn evil!

During a recent expedition in the City of Thieves, Jake the Dog was spotted stealing a pair of shiny red boots from a flower shop.

Starchy interviewed the flower shop owner, Daisy Wood, and this is what she had to say: "Those boots were one of my prized posessions. It's so difficult having a business in a town that's so evil."

Starchy comforted Miss. Wood, who was weeping during the interview. Wait, wasn't I wearing a watch? Anyways, a tree witch in the area spoke to Finn and Jake before they entered the city, and as they exited. According to the hag, the heroes visited the city to get a stolen flower basket back to a little girl named Penny.

"I tried to warn them, but they were just so stubborn. The City will get to you, no matter how pure you think you are."

You heard it here first. CONSPIRACY!