Finn the Human Is Made of Baloney

Finn the Human is supposed to be a hero, right? Solving problems and fighting bad guys, right? Wrong!

Finn was spotted as a bystander of a huge fight between Ice King and his girlfriend, Flame Princess.

Starchy's sources tell him that Flame Princess and Finn recently broke up. My question is why, and does it relate to the Ice King/Flame Princess showdown?

Jake the Dog told Starchy in an exclusive interview, "You need to stop getting in Finn's bizz, man. He is very upset right now. Last thing he needs is you on your radio show saying Finn started a fight between Ice King and Flame Princess. BALONEY!"

Aha! Finn's best friend said it himself. Finn is secretly made of baloney and he started the fight to distract from his smelly skin. Have you ever smelt baloney? Yuck. Probably when Flame Princess found out about his lunch meat skin, they broke up.

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